I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
Oh my god: Just one of the things you can’t make me scream.
I laugh every time.
i am reblogging this again because this is the only video that makes me laugh hysterically through all the way to the end no matter how many times i watch it
I can’t even handle this.
Day one: poopstick in a pear tree
Day two: two turtle turds
Day three: three french dumps
Day four: four calling craps
Day five: five toilet rings
Day six: six geese a going
Day seven: Seven swans a shitting
Day eight: eight maids a pinching
Day nine: nine ladies dumping
Day ten: ten lords a leaking
Day eleven: eleven pipers pooping
Day twelve: twelve drummers dropping
Credit to my friends: Abby, Abby, and Jordan. We all wrote this song together.
Legend of Zelda x Dr.Who mashup
Best part: They made this a shirt.